postgame U-PINION shenanigans;

[starfared]

because you can take the resort attendee out of the vacation, but you can't take the vacation out of the resort goer, or something like that idk

we have interdimensional texting and data now! obviously we've gotta do something with it, right. idk i don't have pretty css for this, yeet

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[starfared]

hey, i eat a perfectly reasonable amount, thank you! it's kirby that's the bottomless pit.

but i'll give this one to you as a freebie: you can't go wrong with cake!

there's no rush, though! it's not like i'm going ... well, sure, i'm going a lot of places, but you get what i mean!

[divector]

lmao got it
cake it is then 🍰

yeah you sound pretty busy too! what happened to their god anyway?

[starfared]

you're probably going to hate the answer to this, actually!

[divector]

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did it at least involve some picturesque explosions?

[starfared]

oh yeah it exploded all good like

super flashy, it was a whole light show and everything. really bright. lots of lasers.

i might have been a little misleading, it's not like we befriended it or anything, you know? but— and this is just speculation here based on some of the things I've read and picked up from the local cultists— i suspeeeect probably the whole 'being made purely of negative energies and emotions' thing meant it didn't react super well to

well. anyway! i'm sure you can guess, hee hee!

[ and that's how you weaponize the power of friendship, or something! ]

[divector]

sounds like that part would've made a pretty awesome picture 📸
the power of working together towards a goal! 🌟
though now that i think about it, i wonder how well a camera would capture a laser

[ just because he's willing to use the word "friends" doesn't mean he'd ever say "the power of friendship"! ]

but wow you sure went on a whole another adventure
do you often come across beings made purely of negative energies and emotions
or was that just a particularly weird occurence?

[starfared]

i can safely say that's the first time i've ever run into the situation of a cult summoning/unsealing/creating a new incarnation of? some sort of ancient primordial being that's been supposedly around since time immemorial and had to get sealed away a long time ago in the distant past by way of collecting all sorts of bad vibes and some amount of ritual sacrifice.

though, as far as being comprised of dark energy goes ... there's a lot of variants of dark matter out there. hmm.

[divector]

it'd probably be a problem if you ran across primordial beings on a regular basis
so that's good i guess
i don't think most people want to deal with the cult summon of the week

and that makes sense i think
dark matter is supposed to comprise most of the universe right?
at least according to this old book i read once

something tells me it's really outdated now though lol

[starfared]

yeah, i'm guessing those old books said it also for the most part can't be seen or interacted with, right? funny story about that hereabouts.

or it might be a case of the same terminology being used to refer to different things, tangentially related or not. that happens sometimes, probably!

but yeah, i'd really rather leave any hypothetical further cult summonings of the week to the people more suited to be dealing with it!

[divector]

hmm i'd say it's more like the former? i remember reading something like that
something about how it exists by implication
anything else was probably in some science fiction story

hopefully you're luckier with your future adventures!
or are at least with someone who likes taking care of that sort of thing

[starfared]

maybe it's the same concept, maybe it's not. who can say? ★

and

you know i'm not really all that much of an adventurer, right?

but maybe i should think about staying around someone who is, just in case i wind up caught up in something on the opposite side of the galaxy from any do-gooders ...

[divector]

the universe sure is weird lol

i think you'd make a pretty cool adventurer though
but yeah it wouldn't hurt to have backup as long as you like them?
it makes being caught up in things more fun

[starfared]

i dunno, i think i'd make a better chronicler than an adventurer proper. and that's only if we're talking things i actually have to actively contribute for.

[ you know, separate from his compulsive need to research and Know all things Ancient and esoteric, nevermind the hobby collection.

speaking of, since they do like stories and all. ]

the ancient scrolls say that the four things that created the origin are dream, dark, soul, and heart matter. somewhere in the crucible of chaos and infinite possibilities, the origin was born ... a cute fairy tale, and definitely not a model of the cosmos any of us are familiar with, probably!

but it's an interesting thought, isn't it? what with said original ancestral being maybe actually, apparently existing in some form.

[divector]

a chronicler sounds pretty fun too!
could make a cool adventuring log and decorate it to your heart's content
either way you should focus on what you love to do 📝✨

[ oh he's down for this ]

hmm that's some food for thought yeah
i once heard someone say that fairy tales are usually a sort of warning
wonder if whoever wrote those scrolls had that ancestral being in mind?
though that does beg the question of the existence of fellow primordials

i wouldn't know where to begin with one made of heart matter though

[starfared]

i'm going to start with the working assumption that it isn't supposed to be interpreted literally on that one.

[ imagine collecting actual hearts. becoming a serial lobelia and ripping them out of all one's victims like trophies for sickos... ]

though i guess actually thinking about it maybe there's some possible interplay between the four to narrow the possibilities some? if dark is all sorts of bad vibes as we've seen demonstrated then either dream or heart might be a corresponding good vibes sort of thing, all that.

or maybe heart is something closer to the material to soul's immaterial ... who knows!

i would say it's decently likely they had that ancestral being in mind at least somewhere in all this, though. someone had to seal it originally and all. simplest answer, right?

[divector]

it would be interesting if it was somehow every single type of heart to exist though
just everything heart-related in a heart-shaped form

[ maybe gross, but the idea strikes him as rather hilarious for some reason ]

all of that sounds like good points to me
i guess that means there's supposed to be like some sort of balance then
like you can't have too much of one or else weird things happen?

so maybe that's partly why that ancestral being was sealed
to keep the scale from tipping over like people with alcohol in their system

[starfared]

oh no! not hypothetical missing pieces leaving heart-shaped holes in this heart-shaped heart

heart is starting to not look like a word, by the way.

anyway that might also be a possible theory, maybe! though really all we're doing at this point is speculating, hmm

[divector]

time to take a spaceship heart to the planet of hearts to learn more about the heart-shaped hearts that make up the heart universe

yeah it's starting to look fake lol

that's true though. i guess that's why adventuring parties need a chronicler after all? someone has to write down the info needed to prove or disprove a proper theory