postgame U-PINION shenanigans;

[starfared]

because you can take the resort attendee out of the vacation, but you can't take the vacation out of the resort goer, or something like that idk

we have interdimensional texting and data now! obviously we've gotta do something with it, right. idk i don't have pretty css for this, yeet

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[starfared]

i'm going to start with the working assumption that it isn't supposed to be interpreted literally on that one.

[ imagine collecting actual hearts. becoming a serial lobelia and ripping them out of all one's victims like trophies for sickos... ]

though i guess actually thinking about it maybe there's some possible interplay between the four to narrow the possibilities some? if dark is all sorts of bad vibes as we've seen demonstrated then either dream or heart might be a corresponding good vibes sort of thing, all that.

or maybe heart is something closer to the material to soul's immaterial ... who knows!

i would say it's decently likely they had that ancestral being in mind at least somewhere in all this, though. someone had to seal it originally and all. simplest answer, right?

[divector]

it would be interesting if it was somehow every single type of heart to exist though
just everything heart-related in a heart-shaped form

[ maybe gross, but the idea strikes him as rather hilarious for some reason ]

all of that sounds like good points to me
i guess that means there's supposed to be like some sort of balance then
like you can't have too much of one or else weird things happen?

so maybe that's partly why that ancestral being was sealed
to keep the scale from tipping over like people with alcohol in their system

[starfared]

oh no! not hypothetical missing pieces leaving heart-shaped holes in this heart-shaped heart

heart is starting to not look like a word, by the way.

anyway that might also be a possible theory, maybe! though really all we're doing at this point is speculating, hmm

[divector]

time to take a spaceship heart to the planet of hearts to learn more about the heart-shaped hearts that make up the heart universe

yeah it's starting to look fake lol

that's true though. i guess that's why adventuring parties need a chronicler after all? someone has to write down the info needed to prove or disprove a proper theory