postgame U-PINION shenanigans;

because you can take the resort attendee out of the vacation, but you can't take the vacation out of the resort goer, or something like that idk
we have interdimensional texting and data now! obviously we've gotta do something with it, right. idk i don't have pretty css for this, yeet
we have interdimensional texting and data now! obviously we've gotta do something with it, right. idk i don't have pretty css for this, yeet

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Maybe one day I might surprise you all with surprise invitations! Maybe it really is just a nothingburger.
I guess you can never really know can you? ✨
But! I suppose I've kept you in suspense long enough. Practically an eternity's worth, even. It must be the very same for everyone else who must be *so* eager to know what I'd be wearing to such an occasion! What is life without its excitement? Suspense? Drama! Romance?? Angst??? Comedy?!
Now, without further ado...🥁
[ ...Because yes, of course, he intentionally did not answer the question right away. Merlin still is going to Merlin. Also, Magolor probably asked for literally none of this, but it's fine. ]
So, naturally, it'd depend on the general situation. You see, one as ~*amazing*~, majestic, and mysterious as myself has to have a variety of options available!
I have many options for a casual look, one of which a few of you have been fortunate enough to witness already! But, there's no reason not to present a multitude of other ones as well.
[ Insert pointedly some images (1, 2, 3) presented here and there with the background actually blurred out on purpose. ]
Now, for special occasions with my one and only (♡Zelkov♡), I have countless possibilities to choose from! But, I'm kind enough to show you, others, and my dedicated fans a couple pics...
[ Also, please imagine the series 'Fate Grand Order/Series name stuff' is not...actually there on these official images, lmao. But! Here are more (1, 2, 3) ]
Annnnd there you go! Pretty amazing, isn't it?
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anyway he might have asked for none of this but since it is not personally troubling him he's not all that fussed! merlin can be merlin and if that ends up giving someone out there a headache trying to read this that just makes it funnier. ]
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you can't see or hear it but i am clapping slowly. it's all respectful and dramaticlike and everything!
Anyway huh. You know, I didn't peg you for all that much of a glasses guy.
But then again, what do I know? Maybe I had a crash course in familiarizing myself with the human(ish) (I'm being considerate of the folks here who are more or less human shaped even if they aren't actually human) form for a couple of weeks, but it's not like I know the ins and outs of fashion in any given place!
But what's this about your dedicated fans, anyway? Did you manage to sneak them into whatever network these birdaphones are accessing?
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Jokes aside, that would be absolutely hilarious if it does!! Which it probably will. ]
I can feel your claps echoing through the entire universe just by looking at your text!
Well, I'll give you a little tip about human fashion these days, which seems to very with the times and the inhabitants of differing places. Anyway, they say that glasses can enhance one's appearance by 200%, so naturally I have give it a go. On me that number practically doubles, unsurprisingly.
Acclimating to style and fashion is the easiest part about adjusting to human society.
[ ...And totally not because it's for canon's marketing reasons, but this is not fourth-walling here. As for the next point... ]
Maybe, maybe not. But, I'll always have fans wherever I go. After all, I happen to have a secret occupation! Wanna guess what it is? You get two free guesses until I provide an answer, naturally.
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1: you're a runway model of some sort. everyone flocks to see whatever designs you'll be modeling at a given show. very haute couture, all that. because they're so used to seeing you in the flashiest outfits you go completely unnoticed in regular society when you're not all dressed up.
2: you're an idol. like Haruka! and Lacus (formerly), I guess? but secretly, which means you live a double life as perfectly normal and unassuming flower mage by day, and trade it in for the glamor and pizzazz of having the spotlight on your much more charismatic and charming alter ego by night.
That's two. How close am I?
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Ding a ling ling!! And here we have our winner with answer number two!🥳🎉
I had to hide my secret idol status from the rest of everyone for so long that it pained me! Oh but now things are different. With new beginnings comes the ability to let loose some hidden secrets, you know?
As a bonus for getting it right before I had to broadcast such knowledge...
I'll even tell you a piece of secret lore that surely everyone has been curious about even now. The mm in my username is part of the name of my identity as a 🌸beautiful maiden🌸 of an idol who commands legions of fans known across the entire universe. It truly is hard being popular, you know?
[ The life of an idol is so hard, kyaa~ ]
1/2
With that kind of far-reaching renown and influence, then, maybe...
2/2
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How could this be?! I can't believe there's people who haven't heard of Magi☆Mari...!
Oh, the multiverse is such a cruel, cruel place...
[ Alas, how will he ever survive, etc. ]
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Oh yeah. How's Fou doing, anyway?
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As for Fou...he's doing fine! He misses some people, but he can do without for now.
Why, worried about this beloved little mascot?