postgame U-PINION shenanigans;

because you can take the resort attendee out of the vacation, but you can't take the vacation out of the resort goer, or something like that idk
we have interdimensional texting and data now! obviously we've gotta do something with it, right. idk i don't have pretty css for this, yeet
we have interdimensional texting and data now! obviously we've gotta do something with it, right. idk i don't have pretty css for this, yeet

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Jokes aside, that would be absolutely hilarious if it does!! Which it probably will. ]
I can feel your claps echoing through the entire universe just by looking at your text!
Well, I'll give you a little tip about human fashion these days, which seems to very with the times and the inhabitants of differing places. Anyway, they say that glasses can enhance one's appearance by 200%, so naturally I have give it a go. On me that number practically doubles, unsurprisingly.
Acclimating to style and fashion is the easiest part about adjusting to human society.
[ ...And totally not because it's for canon's marketing reasons, but this is not fourth-walling here. As for the next point... ]
Maybe, maybe not. But, I'll always have fans wherever I go. After all, I happen to have a secret occupation! Wanna guess what it is? You get two free guesses until I provide an answer, naturally.
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1: you're a runway model of some sort. everyone flocks to see whatever designs you'll be modeling at a given show. very haute couture, all that. because they're so used to seeing you in the flashiest outfits you go completely unnoticed in regular society when you're not all dressed up.
2: you're an idol. like Haruka! and Lacus (formerly), I guess? but secretly, which means you live a double life as perfectly normal and unassuming flower mage by day, and trade it in for the glamor and pizzazz of having the spotlight on your much more charismatic and charming alter ego by night.
That's two. How close am I?
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Ding a ling ling!! And here we have our winner with answer number two!🥳🎉
I had to hide my secret idol status from the rest of everyone for so long that it pained me! Oh but now things are different. With new beginnings comes the ability to let loose some hidden secrets, you know?
As a bonus for getting it right before I had to broadcast such knowledge...
I'll even tell you a piece of secret lore that surely everyone has been curious about even now. The mm in my username is part of the name of my identity as a 🌸beautiful maiden🌸 of an idol who commands legions of fans known across the entire universe. It truly is hard being popular, you know?
[ The life of an idol is so hard, kyaa~ ]
1/2
With that kind of far-reaching renown and influence, then, maybe...
2/2
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How could this be?! I can't believe there's people who haven't heard of Magi☆Mari...!
Oh, the multiverse is such a cruel, cruel place...
[ Alas, how will he ever survive, etc. ]
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Oh yeah. How's Fou doing, anyway?
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As for Fou...he's doing fine! He misses some people, but he can do without for now.
Why, worried about this beloved little mascot?