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magolor ✩彡 ([personal profile] starfared) wrote in [community profile] guiltrip2023-07-07 02:56 pm

postgame U-PINION shenanigans;


because you can take the resort attendee out of the vacation, but you can't take the vacation out of the resort goer, or something like that idk

we have interdimensional texting and data now! obviously we've gotta do something with it, right. idk i don't have pretty css for this, yeet
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[personal profile] mysticpowerbroker 2023-07-08 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Solution: Someone introduce Magolor to Maybelline post-haste-

Jokes aside, that would be absolutely hilarious if it does!! Which it probably will. ]


I can feel your claps echoing through the entire universe just by looking at your text!

Well, I'll give you a little tip about human fashion these days, which seems to very with the times and the inhabitants of differing places. Anyway, they say that glasses can enhance one's appearance by 200%, so naturally I have give it a go. On me that number practically doubles, unsurprisingly.

Acclimating to style and fashion is the easiest part about adjusting to human society.


[ ...And totally not because it's for canon's marketing reasons, but this is not fourth-walling here. As for the next point... ]

Maybe, maybe not. But, I'll always have fans wherever I go. After all, I happen to have a secret occupation! Wanna guess what it is? You get two free guesses until I provide an answer, naturally.
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[personal profile] mysticpowerbroker 2023-07-08 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
How close you ask? Well...

Ding a ling ling!! And here we have our winner with answer number two!🥳🎉

I had to hide my secret idol status from the rest of everyone for so long that it pained me! Oh but now things are different. With new beginnings comes the ability to let loose some hidden secrets, you know?

As a bonus for getting it right before I had to broadcast such knowledge...

I'll even tell you a piece of secret lore that surely everyone has been curious about even now. The mm in my username is part of the name of my identity as a 🌸beautiful maiden🌸 of an idol who commands legions of fans known across the entire universe. It truly is hard being popular, you know?


[ The life of an idol is so hard, kyaa~ ]
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[personal profile] mysticpowerbroker 2023-07-08 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh?! 😲

How could this be?! I can't believe there's people who haven't heard of Magi☆Mari...!

Oh, the multiverse is such a cruel, cruel place...


[ Alas, how will he ever survive, etc. ]
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[personal profile] mysticpowerbroker 2023-07-13 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm. When you put it that way, I can't help but feel I'll find a way. After all, no one can resist the talent and incredible presence of someone like myself for very long~

As for Fou...he's doing fine! He misses some people, but he can do without for now.

Why, worried about this beloved little mascot?