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killerwaves) wrote in
guiltrip2023-06-02 04:49 pm
WEEK 3 INVESTIGATION
INVESTIGATION
Good morning, sunshines, sungems, and wild partiers of the night! No matter what kind of night you had, you'll find yourself awakening to an energetic tune blasting out from the island speaker system, one that more than a few of you will recognize -- you won't be able to escape it, but why would you want to?
Music is a great way to start your day, and surely, this is a great omen for Fridays at this resort. There's at least one reason to get up dancing, as the wings of the warp phenomenon have vanished with the morning mist and the sea breeze; Kingfisher's Retreat boasts a beautiful, uninterrupted waterfall that reflects the morning sun once more, and the waves at Sungem's Peak are largely peaceful. Even the customary burst of sound and pressure was a little mollified by the addition of the new soundtrack. You know what that means by now, but hopefully the music will add a pep in your step. (( OOC: Welcome to your second investigation, we hope everyone is enjoying their DD refreshes ☆ ))

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... I didn't know there were three of you!
Anyway, good morning and all that. [ beat. ] Do you also eat tongs and cutlery?
[ was there like, a trail leading here, or did Lobelia just actually pass out face first in the sand all night without suffocating. ]
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[Is this gaslighting??? Lobelia sits up crosslegged and sweeps the sand off his skin, looking around.]
I fail to see what you mean, Monsieur, but I can assure you there is only one of me! Ah... but perhaps you should get your head checked. Cutlery is for dining with, not dining on.
[...Casually spits out more sand, it's fine...]
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[ surely Lobelia is fine if he can hold a conversation. just keep spitting it out. ]
Anyway, you might want to tell that to some other folks! I asked about cutlery because there was that chat earlier in the week where poor Crea had to realize that he's staying with not one but two people who eat the serving utensils.
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[PTOO, PTOO,]
Mm, my goodness, what a strange phénomènes... You would think they'd be easy to spot with forks and knives protruding from their bellies, non?
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[ anyway look, he's going to pull out his not-phone and show lobelia this discussion from earlier in the week. behold, knife eaters.
is Lobelia still spitting out sand... ]
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Heheh! Merveilleux! They truly are peculiar, those two, [what room does lobelia have to speak,] but I suppose we'd all better keep an eye on the silverware if we don't want to eat all of our meals with tridents.