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Last Resort Mods 🌊 ([personal profile] killerwaves) wrote in [community profile] guiltrip2023-05-13 11:01 am

WELCOME

INTRO



Whoever you are, wherever you were, the last thing you remember is the salty smell of the sea breeze and a distinct tickle of electricity across your body. Enough to cause alarm perhaps, but in the next moment it all goes black, or blue to be more precise. When you stir into consciousness, those fuzzy sensations are all that you have as an explanation, though there's certainly more to experience around you.

The warm bright rays of the sun, the rhythmic cresting of the waves into the shore, the unfortunate feeling of sand sticking to you everywhere, because you're lying flat on your back on a beach without a beach towel. At least you're not alone, and at least it doesn't seem like you've been completely dumped unceremoniously, as there's orderly space between you and the 27 others who share your predicament. Whoever left you here probably could have dumped you into a pile, but they have better manners than that.

However you decide to react to your sudden vacation, you'll find that you're dressed just as you last recall and that you have at least one possession of yours on hand. Whatever else you had on you appears to be affected by baggage routing, unfortunately. You'll also find a key inscribed with a particular bird and a strange device in your pocket, ostenstibly some type of cellphone from the period when blackberrys were all the rage. A pop-up window will greet you when you turn on the device, prompting you to pick a username (this pop-up can be ignored for up to 24 hours) and also walking you through a basic tutorial on its functions. For now, it seems like the public network isn't running, but the direct message function is availiable. It ends with a cheerful blurb instructing that "For further questions and help, please contact one of the hotel staff!"

As there's nary a soul that seems to actually work here on the beach proper, it might be worth it to explore. Around the resort are robots manning the buffet, sweeping, and even making cocktails if you want to drink your problems away. While they'll answer to basic commands, provide you with a map of the island, or even be happy to tell you the weather, they're incapable of engaging in any meaningful dialogue. Any questions or demands they can't answer will yield the statement to please contact the administrators.

Whoever they may be, but they'll show their faces eventually. Probably.
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finalforte: ([Look] You've chosen one right?)

[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-15 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Something like that. He makes all the plans.
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[personal profile] diabolizes 2023-05-15 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
All of them? Are they work plans?
finalforte: ([Smirk] Surely you mean "cute"?)

[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-15 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Hyahaha!

Something like that ♪
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[personal profile] diabolizes 2023-05-15 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Seems like this might be a nice vacation for you after all. No plans!
finalforte: ([Smile] I just want you to think)

[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-15 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
No plans and free drinks!
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[personal profile] diabolizes 2023-05-16 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, right, right! Can't forget the free drinks!

[ That's the most important thing here. Wei Wuxian finishes off his drink and addresses the robo-bartenders. ]

Could you make me another drink? Make it a good one!
finalforte: ([Smirk] Surely you mean "cute"?)

[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-16 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Bet they won't be as good as Kanon's ♪
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[personal profile] diabolizes 2023-05-16 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'll compare them when that creature has it ready, though I'm sure yours will be better.

[ But for now, he'll watch the robot mix his drink up. ]
finalforte: ([Think] from the bottom of)

[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-16 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Kanon definitely won't lose to some dumb robot.
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[personal profile] diabolizes 2023-05-16 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, so that's what they're called...

[ And his drink is ready! It's a simple Manhattan, and he immediately takes a sip once it's placed on the counter. ]

Mmm. It's good, but you're right. Yours was better.
finalforte: ([Smile] A dashingly white horse.)

[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-16 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hyaha, Kanon told you! ♥
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[personal profile] diabolizes 2023-05-16 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Kanon was right!

[ He smiles, taking another sip of his lesser drink. ]

I'll be on my way once I finish this drink. [ Got to continue exploring the premises, after all. ] I hope you enjoy your lack of plans.
finalforte: ([Smile] So that's how you'll)

[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-16 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Kanon's staying right here, so you can always come back if you get bored ♪
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[personal profile] diabolizes 2023-05-17 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'll keep that in mind.

[ He finishes off his drink, setting it down on the bar counter. ]

I'll see you around, Kanon~