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Last Resort Mods 🌊 ([personal profile] killerwaves) wrote in [community profile] guiltrip2023-05-13 11:01 am

WELCOME

INTRO



Whoever you are, wherever you were, the last thing you remember is the salty smell of the sea breeze and a distinct tickle of electricity across your body. Enough to cause alarm perhaps, but in the next moment it all goes black, or blue to be more precise. When you stir into consciousness, those fuzzy sensations are all that you have as an explanation, though there's certainly more to experience around you.

The warm bright rays of the sun, the rhythmic cresting of the waves into the shore, the unfortunate feeling of sand sticking to you everywhere, because you're lying flat on your back on a beach without a beach towel. At least you're not alone, and at least it doesn't seem like you've been completely dumped unceremoniously, as there's orderly space between you and the 27 others who share your predicament. Whoever left you here probably could have dumped you into a pile, but they have better manners than that.

However you decide to react to your sudden vacation, you'll find that you're dressed just as you last recall and that you have at least one possession of yours on hand. Whatever else you had on you appears to be affected by baggage routing, unfortunately. You'll also find a key inscribed with a particular bird and a strange device in your pocket, ostenstibly some type of cellphone from the period when blackberrys were all the rage. A pop-up window will greet you when you turn on the device, prompting you to pick a username (this pop-up can be ignored for up to 24 hours) and also walking you through a basic tutorial on its functions. For now, it seems like the public network isn't running, but the direct message function is availiable. It ends with a cheerful blurb instructing that "For further questions and help, please contact one of the hotel staff!"

As there's nary a soul that seems to actually work here on the beach proper, it might be worth it to explore. Around the resort are robots manning the buffet, sweeping, and even making cocktails if you want to drink your problems away. While they'll answer to basic commands, provide you with a map of the island, or even be happy to tell you the weather, they're incapable of engaging in any meaningful dialogue. Any questions or demands they can't answer will yield the statement to please contact the administrators.

Whoever they may be, but they'll show their faces eventually. Probably.
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dakicover: (pic#16445470)

[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-14 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Now, now, there's a lot of people out there that grew up without going to school as children. You should be more considerate of them.

[ lol. lmao. ]

But fine, I'm going to assume that you're part of some elite group. I don't need your entire history, just a yes or no will suffice.
Edited 2023-05-14 04:08 (UTC)
immortalpoet: (ruby)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-14 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I won't.

[What's being considerate of people.]

Not a group. I work on my own, for the most part. Just...think of it as a title.
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[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-14 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Good enough! Guess it makes sense, with your red eyes and all.

[ he might be nicknaming vergilius as 'red' in his head. ]

Do they shoot lasers?
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-14 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
...Do they what?

[??????????]
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[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-15 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Your eyes! Are they lasers? Like magic?
Edited 2023-05-15 01:16 (UTC)
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-15 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
They're not lasers. Or magic.

[do u think you will get an EXPLANATION? no]
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[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-15 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, you really are a man of few words.
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-15 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
I don't waste words on people who don't need them, like people with annoying voices. Oh wow. That's you.
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[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-15 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry! My best friend is of few words, too!
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-15 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm starting to feel sorry for your friend.
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[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-15 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
No need! We've been friends since we were kids.
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-15 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
So he's annoying as you? Peas in a pod.
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[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-16 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, Sii-tan's nothing like me!

[ CREA SEEMS TO TAKE OFFENSE TO ONLY THAT PART? ]

If anything, he's kind of like you, scary eyes and everything, except he'd probably be far better than you if you met him. I'm sure of it.
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-16 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
What does that mean, "far better than you"?
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[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-16 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Well he looks less gray than you.
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-16 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe he should. It would be better than looking as doe-eyed and dumbstricked as you.