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Last Resort Mods 🌊 ([personal profile] killerwaves) wrote in [community profile] guiltrip2023-05-13 11:01 am

WELCOME

INTRO



Whoever you are, wherever you were, the last thing you remember is the salty smell of the sea breeze and a distinct tickle of electricity across your body. Enough to cause alarm perhaps, but in the next moment it all goes black, or blue to be more precise. When you stir into consciousness, those fuzzy sensations are all that you have as an explanation, though there's certainly more to experience around you.

The warm bright rays of the sun, the rhythmic cresting of the waves into the shore, the unfortunate feeling of sand sticking to you everywhere, because you're lying flat on your back on a beach without a beach towel. At least you're not alone, and at least it doesn't seem like you've been completely dumped unceremoniously, as there's orderly space between you and the 27 others who share your predicament. Whoever left you here probably could have dumped you into a pile, but they have better manners than that.

However you decide to react to your sudden vacation, you'll find that you're dressed just as you last recall and that you have at least one possession of yours on hand. Whatever else you had on you appears to be affected by baggage routing, unfortunately. You'll also find a key inscribed with a particular bird and a strange device in your pocket, ostenstibly some type of cellphone from the period when blackberrys were all the rage. A pop-up window will greet you when you turn on the device, prompting you to pick a username (this pop-up can be ignored for up to 24 hours) and also walking you through a basic tutorial on its functions. For now, it seems like the public network isn't running, but the direct message function is availiable. It ends with a cheerful blurb instructing that "For further questions and help, please contact one of the hotel staff!"

As there's nary a soul that seems to actually work here on the beach proper, it might be worth it to explore. Around the resort are robots manning the buffet, sweeping, and even making cocktails if you want to drink your problems away. While they'll answer to basic commands, provide you with a map of the island, or even be happy to tell you the weather, they're incapable of engaging in any meaningful dialogue. Any questions or demands they can't answer will yield the statement to please contact the administrators.

Whoever they may be, but they'll show their faces eventually. Probably.
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[personal profile] stilllovesyou 2023-05-15 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
I don't get it.

[It's just bottles stacked on top of eachother. But she doesn't really understand art in general. People say her drawings are amazing and when they say this they're always acting proud but there's a thin smokescreen hiding the fact that they're secretly scared.]
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[personal profile] stilllovesyou 2023-05-15 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Nona!

[That's all she says. What is this guy. Who knows, certainly not her. A dog is at her heels, running around her. It has six legs.]

This is Noodle.
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[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-15 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Humans are naturally curious, I think. It's good to have a lot of knowledge, you never know when it'll be useful.

[ he laughs. ]

My name's Crea. Though I don't have anything special attached to it like you do, though.
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[personal profile] mysticpowerbroker 2023-05-15 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I can.

[ He laughs, and considers it.

Usually when he's bringing up a field of flowers, it's a dire situation! But, he can absolutely humor Wei Wuxian. ]


After all, one of my titles is Mage of Flowers. Don't forget it, alright?

[ Just like that, there's now a tiny field of flowers in the bar. This is totally a proper usage of powers, honestly, but when you're such a powerful mage, why not flaunt it? ]
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[personal profile] mysticpowerbroker 2023-05-15 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Theatrical gasp from Merlin over here. ]

How could you say that??
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[personal profile] mysticpowerbroker 2023-05-15 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ stink eye.gif ]

Whatever you say~
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[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-15 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Because that's what you sound like.
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[personal profile] gluttoning 2023-05-15 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[He goes quiet as Crea laughs, looking subtly thoughtful. Mm.

...]


It's fine. I don't know that most humans do.

Most humans wouldn't be calm in front of a demon. You're a little strange.
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[personal profile] butcherspice 2023-05-15 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[The violence is what inspires Picasso obviously, this leads to having an intimate relationship somehow.]

That how it works? Never been an art guy myself.

[Welcome to the world outside of anime chess, you are one of the whippersnappers now, Zelkov!]

Smart move, never wanna trust a stranger further than you can throw 'em.
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[personal profile] mysticpowerbroker 2023-05-15 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Kingdom of Elusia, hm?

I don't think I've heard of it. I wonder what it's like...

[ Not surprising he hasn't heard of it, of course. There are many worlds out there in the universe, and all that. ]

This 'Somniel' probably looks homey too. Or holy, seeing that it's for a Divine Dragon.
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[personal profile] mysticpowerbroker 2023-05-15 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ He places a hand on his chest, and sighs! ]

I'm wounded. Hurt! Devastated!

I hope you know that.
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[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-15 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not easily scared. I'm pretty used to being around dangerous guys, actually.

[ he tilts his head, observing the demon in front of him. ]

Besides, even if I weren't used to it, I don't have a reason to be scared of you yet. We're having a pretty normal conversation right now, aren't we? I think being scared of you without a reason would probably count as prejudice.
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[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-15 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ in a flat tone. ]

I'm so sorry.
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[personal profile] gluttoning 2023-05-15 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[...

He sighs after another long moment, expression falling into something close to pity for a second. Beel's cheeseburgers now polished off, his empty hands with all their perfect orange nail polish shove promptly into his jacket pockets.]


You'd get eaten alive in the Devildom thinking like that, you know.
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-15 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
They're not lasers. Or magic.

[do u think you will get an EXPLANATION? no]
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-15 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
...Right.

[what is this guy's PROBLEM]

[He glances at it, before he seems to acquiesce to the request, raising it to his ear. He's holding it like an inch away, though.]
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-15 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[EXACTLY]

Dramas...? You think this is some kind of TV show? Get real. [A huff.] But you never know. Sometimes random is the point.
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[personal profile] divector 2023-05-15 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ He laughs at that huff. What a cute grump. ]

Could be. But it feels like a lot of effort for randomness. I'm not exactly unused to evading capture.
finalforte: ([Sulk] to my shoes)

[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-15 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Huff!]

You call this fun?
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[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-15 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
So rude! How can they just get away with this?!

[Not the murder game part, just the room sharing part.]
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[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-15 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Something like that. He makes all the plans.
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[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-15 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[She looks Lacus over, pulling a face like she swallowed something unpleasant.]

Of course not! Kanon just woke up here.
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-15 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
That just makes you sound like an escaped lab experiment.

[WHICH IS. MORE COMMON THAN YOU THINK]
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-15 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
I can go without food.

[Though he's also poring over the wares, a little curious - there are definitely things he doesn't know, either, and it's making his frown deepen.]

Knock yourself out. Maybe literally.
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-15 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
................What are you looking for.

[He says it slowly, deliberately, like a father explaining some very simple concept to a five year old kid.]

[If he notices the other's distress, he doesn't comment on it.]