[Talk about himself, you say? You know not what you ask, Temenos.]

Where do I begin? Many of you have heard of my genius, but for those who haven't, I am Lobelia. The pleasure is all yours, I'm sure!

[Ah, right. What was he up to before he came here...? He'll try to keep it PG.]

Before arriving here, I was having a lovely chat with the captain of a mighty vessel that spans the skies. You can imagine my surprendre when I woke up here on the sandy shore!