i. wake up
[ he opens an eye and then scrunches his face. ]

This wasn't what I had in mind when I wanted a vacation. Why couldn't it be some kind of amusement park or at least surrounded by my adoring fans? [ He sits up and brushes off the sand from his clothes. ]

The least they could do is provide a towel. Who just dumps their guests on sand like this? [ Clicking his tongue in distaste as he shakes his head. Turning to look at whomever is nearby. ] How do I look? Is there sand in my hair? [ Or a booty starfish on him? ]

ii. domo arigatou mr roboto

[ He can be found inspecting one of the furbots carefully. ]

This is quite the genre and time shift. This has to be some kind of trap or illusion, right?

iii. explora dora

[ Wang Lu can be found on cursed floaty, at the bar or even in the Pelican Cabana. Feel free to approach or dm me for to plan something out! ]