Oh? You've never been to the beach? What a sad life you've led!

[It's a good thing he's here now so he can enjoy his vacation on the beach, right? Yes, a nice soothing vacation free of murder and shenanigans...]

Non, sand is easily washed off. What's more, a good soak in the sea does wonders to exfolier your skin. Just take care you don't stay in so long that you prune.