He was gonna complain about you being the main character, but that second question is more important.

I will have you know [ He closes his eyes and tries to muster as much dignity and authority he can muster in his current form. ] if it wasn't for that damned lamb going about raiding our domains and killing us in the name of He Who Waits, I would be content in my temple in Anchordeep!

[ There's another pause on his end. ]

... Not that I am sure the Lamb meant to bring me here, granted, but I certainly would not be stuck as a mere mortal if it wasn't for them!