[ beach version joshua isn't that much different from regular joshua except that his pants have been replaced by shorts and he is bafflingly wearing an ugly neon pink hawaiian shirt over his normal oversized white shirt. and slippers. he's not getting sand in his sneakers thank u very much.

and he has a pair of sunglasses that he's pilfered from the shop on his head. it's very touristy.

but anyway, he seems to be entertaining himself by watching other people freak out and just looks out at the sea with an entirely straight face, and goes, completely deadpan and not like anything is Very Wrong at the moment: ]

Huh. This is new.

[ ANYWAY. later on joshua can be found wandering around the resort building itself and looking down at what looks like an orange coloured brick and occasionally frowning at it - or if you happen to catch him at just the right moment, he's climbing on top of surfaces and waving said brick at the ceiling. ]

Seriously, is there no wifi here? Signal? Anything?

[ he refuses to use the bird phone. for now. what era is that bird phone from anyway???? ]

[ set the scene: joshua, standing outside the toucan cabana, still with his orange case iphone in hand, holding it up to his ear and talking to someone on the either end even though there is No Service At All: ]

All those upgrades I requested for, and none of them work at the moment. What kind of coverage did you provide and why doesn't it work here, you would think it would-- [ grumble grumble ] If there is trouble because of this and delays to the schedule I'm going to have to add it to your roster of items to fix, I didn't ask for a vacation, you know???

[ who..... is he talking to........... ]

wildcard me, pc me, hmu on discord if you want something with josh! seriously I'm down for Shenanigans.