[ Look, this resort even has its own Animal Crossing reject! This one seems to be a squid… Wearing a ragged tunic… With bloodied bandages wrapped around what’s left of his shredded ears.

The poor thing is rubbing at his face as he comes to. ]

What… What is this? [ He sits up, glancing about at these unfamiliar surroundings that seem a bit larger than they should be… ] Shamura? Heket? … Leshy?

[ But whoever he woke up next to is not anyone he recognizes… He gathers himself as much as he can, glaring at this stranger before he speaks. ]

You there…! Creature! You better have a good explanation for this! Where am I?!

[ The high and mighty act fizzles out after the first few people he meets. See, this squid is supposed to be a powerful godly being who could inflict some nasty disease upon you with a wave of his hand… But somehow he’s lost his blue eyed crown and has appeared before everyone as a helpless mortal with only a fancy dagger and some bird themed object to defend himself.

THIS IS NOT GOOD. If anyone needs him, he will be poking through the resort while trying to keep his distance from the weird cat golems and everyone else. He does NOT need anyone taking advantage of him while he’s like this…! ]