[ Waking up on a beach with sand in his robes and all in his hair wasn't what he had on his bucket list, but here he is anyway. After checking for his flute on his waist and finding it nice and secure, he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a weird brick. The temptation to throw it into the ocean arises, but he abstains. ]

What's a username...?

[ After some time on the beach, Wei Wuxian spends a good amount of his day exploring the main resort area as a whole, opening up drawers and cabinets and picking up whatever he can to inspect it. Suddenly waking up here is concerning to him, so he's leaving no kitschy postcard left unturned. Should anyone walk around near him, he'll give him a quick nod of acknowledgement before turning back to the random food ingredient or brightly colored magnet in his hand.

He does, however, pay extra attention to the bar, taking his sweet time to rummage through all of the drinks just to see what's in stock. This is very important for a relaxing beach vacation, after all. ]

Want a drink? I can't make one, but I bet those guys can. [ He gestures toward the bartender robots. ] They'll even make juice.

[ In the evening, Wei Wuxian finally takes the opportunity to get a good look around his own cabana. The door is swung wide open, an invitation for just anyone to walk in if they feel like it. At the moment, he's making note of the four storage drawers and four sets of clothing. ]

Ah... two beds is going to be a problem, isn't it? Unless these are spare sets.

[ He has a feeling that they aren't. ]