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Last Resort Mods 🌊 ([personal profile] killerwaves) wrote in [community profile] guiltrip2023-05-13 11:01 am

WELCOME

INTRO



Whoever you are, wherever you were, the last thing you remember is the salty smell of the sea breeze and a distinct tickle of electricity across your body. Enough to cause alarm perhaps, but in the next moment it all goes black, or blue to be more precise. When you stir into consciousness, those fuzzy sensations are all that you have as an explanation, though there's certainly more to experience around you.

The warm bright rays of the sun, the rhythmic cresting of the waves into the shore, the unfortunate feeling of sand sticking to you everywhere, because you're lying flat on your back on a beach without a beach towel. At least you're not alone, and at least it doesn't seem like you've been completely dumped unceremoniously, as there's orderly space between you and the 27 others who share your predicament. Whoever left you here probably could have dumped you into a pile, but they have better manners than that.

However you decide to react to your sudden vacation, you'll find that you're dressed just as you last recall and that you have at least one possession of yours on hand. Whatever else you had on you appears to be affected by baggage routing, unfortunately. You'll also find a key inscribed with a particular bird and a strange device in your pocket, ostenstibly some type of cellphone from the period when blackberrys were all the rage. A pop-up window will greet you when you turn on the device, prompting you to pick a username (this pop-up can be ignored for up to 24 hours) and also walking you through a basic tutorial on its functions. For now, it seems like the public network isn't running, but the direct message function is availiable. It ends with a cheerful blurb instructing that "For further questions and help, please contact one of the hotel staff!"

As there's nary a soul that seems to actually work here on the beach proper, it might be worth it to explore. Around the resort are robots manning the buffet, sweeping, and even making cocktails if you want to drink your problems away. While they'll answer to basic commands, provide you with a map of the island, or even be happy to tell you the weather, they're incapable of engaging in any meaningful dialogue. Any questions or demands they can't answer will yield the statement to please contact the administrators.

Whoever they may be, but they'll show their faces eventually. Probably.
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microtransactions: (ι тнιnĸ aвoυт тнe loveleѕѕ ғaѕcιnaтιon)

[personal profile] microtransactions 2023-05-18 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hee hee! Well, I'd be happy to have someone around to talk shop with.

[ beat. ]

If we could, anyway. You haven't had any luck contacting anyone either, have you?
microtransactions: (leadѕ yoυ нere deѕpιтe yoυr deѕтιnaтιon)

[personal profile] microtransactions 2023-05-18 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, I'd love to sprain an ankle or two after having them for just a day! Sounds like my idea of a fun time.

[ but he is going to. start picking his feet a little higher off the ground as he walks, now. baby steps, y'all. ]
finalforte: ([Huh] treat me)

[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-18 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, do you see that weird robot?
divector: (ⓘ welcome to the new world)

[personal profile] divector 2023-05-18 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
I don't dislike that confidence.
divector: (ⓘ hello i live another day)

[personal profile] divector 2023-05-18 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds lovely to have so many around. Your former fiancée must be quite the mechanic. If someone I knew was here, he'd say I'd have to be pulled away from talking to them constantly.

[ Robots are so cool and cute! ]
divector: (ⓘ deal with it)

[personal profile] divector 2023-05-18 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, I see some things just don't change between places.

[ Validation for his worse thoughts! ]
chosenwang: <user name="proverbially"> (🌟40)

[personal profile] chosenwang 2023-05-18 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ that's an interesting fashion she's sporting ]

Looks like it. [ checking out the space. ] Can't believe they are making us share such a small space together. [ just wait until he finds out there's more] Looking more and more like one of those reality shows.
chosenwang: <user name="proverbially"> (🌟39)

/o/

[personal profile] chosenwang 2023-05-18 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ He didn't know this place came with a free magic act. Raising a brow at him for a moment before he gives a grin. ]

Well, you aren't really on your own. [ Pausing before putting a hand on his own chest ] Unless you imagined me. Wouldn't blame you if you did. I'd imagine someone good looking as well to keep myself company.

[ He's very good looking company clearly! ]

Hmm. It could be some kind of trap, but then we would all have to have something in common for that to be the case. [ Curling a hand under his chin as he considers it ] Feeling more like a complete shift in direction. Like a game show or one of those survival shows you see.
chosenwang: <user name="dorkwithamask"> (🌟45)

[personal profile] chosenwang 2023-05-18 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ o wow she's pointing at him. so scandalous! he's going to grasp at his chest like she walked in on him or something. ]

That's an unusual reaction. Usually I get a better reception than that. [ He's going to glance around. ] This is the Pelican room, right?
dakicover: (pic#16445508)

[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-18 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I know someone who would absolutely take you up on that offer.

[ he says this completely seriously. for every person that makes a masochist joke, there's always one sadist willing to make that a reality.

or maybe crea's just surrounded by a bad crowd. ]
immortalpoet: (vermillion)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-18 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Regardless...stay where you are. You likely have it better than us. Polluted air and all.
chosenwang: <user name="proverbially"> (🌟43)

[personal profile] chosenwang 2023-05-18 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ wow who is this sassy lost child ]

Does that mean the wicked witch will show themselves soon?
chosenwang: <user name="proverbially"> (🌟36)

[personal profile] chosenwang 2023-05-18 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ He has main character energyâ„¢ ]

Damned lamb? He Who Waits? [ Temple? Much more quietly and while looking away: ] Another cult? Thought I was already done with this chapter.

[ Now turning to look back at the squido ] Maybe it's best if you start at the beginning of your tale.
finalforte: ([Sulk] and notice me!!)

[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-18 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Are they really making Kanon share?

[Ugh, GROSS!!]
immortalpoet: (cardinal)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-18 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
...

[looks at wwx, thinks about. a certain sinner. for a certain reason]

Your family was rich?
chosenwang: <user name="proverbially"> (🌟40)

[personal profile] chosenwang 2023-05-18 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ah. She's Kanon. ]

Looks like it. You should count yourself luck you have this face sharing your space. Many people would be envious.

[ Here is a picture of all the people who would be envious... no one ]
chosenwang: <user name="proverbially"> (🌟40)

[personal profile] chosenwang 2023-05-18 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
I see. I see. Are you intending on keeping them all to yourself? [ Trying to figure out if there's something special besides them being ~*~conques~*~] Or are you intending on bartering with them?
finalforte: ([Look] Oh; and also?)

[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-18 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[It her!]

Kanon's lucky? It's totally the other way around.
chosenwang: <user name="proverbially"> (🌟43)

[personal profile] chosenwang 2023-05-18 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh. Right. ]

They often talk about it in stories. Maybe there's a little bit of truth to the tales?
mysticpowerbroker: (✽ o9)

[personal profile] mysticpowerbroker 2023-05-18 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ She tried and that is what matters. ]

Someone who is capable of magical feats, of course.
divector: (ⓘ hello i live another day)

[personal profile] divector 2023-05-18 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Haha, no comment. ]

Thanks for the tip. Once I get a change of clothes, I'll think about jumping in. Can't hurt to check out the sea while I'm here and all. Something tells me our case of meandering won't be cured so easily.

[ Surely nothing can go wrong! ]
chosenwang: <user name="proverbially"> (🌟43)

[personal profile] chosenwang 2023-05-18 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Kanon is very lucky. Not everyone gets the chance to see the sleeping face of the star pupil of the Spirit Blade Sect.

I suppose you aren't so bad yourself. Not really my type though.
mysticpowerbroker: (✽ 83)

[personal profile] mysticpowerbroker 2023-05-18 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Alright! Let's go outside, then...maybe right out on the shore.

That's a nice as a scene as any~

[ Then, just like that, Merlin will bounce on out of there to go in that exact direction. ]
divector: (ⓘ well that sucks)

[personal profile] divector 2023-05-18 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Sadly. Which is a shame, really, but fairy tales are fairy tales for a reason.
diabolizes: (51)

[personal profile] diabolizes 2023-05-18 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh my ]

Sort of. My parents lived rather humbly, but after they passed I was eventually taken in by a family friend.

[ So. Yes and no. ]