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Last Resort Mods 🌊 ([personal profile] killerwaves) wrote in [community profile] guiltrip2023-05-13 11:01 am

WELCOME

INTRO



Whoever you are, wherever you were, the last thing you remember is the salty smell of the sea breeze and a distinct tickle of electricity across your body. Enough to cause alarm perhaps, but in the next moment it all goes black, or blue to be more precise. When you stir into consciousness, those fuzzy sensations are all that you have as an explanation, though there's certainly more to experience around you.

The warm bright rays of the sun, the rhythmic cresting of the waves into the shore, the unfortunate feeling of sand sticking to you everywhere, because you're lying flat on your back on a beach without a beach towel. At least you're not alone, and at least it doesn't seem like you've been completely dumped unceremoniously, as there's orderly space between you and the 27 others who share your predicament. Whoever left you here probably could have dumped you into a pile, but they have better manners than that.

However you decide to react to your sudden vacation, you'll find that you're dressed just as you last recall and that you have at least one possession of yours on hand. Whatever else you had on you appears to be affected by baggage routing, unfortunately. You'll also find a key inscribed with a particular bird and a strange device in your pocket, ostenstibly some type of cellphone from the period when blackberrys were all the rage. A pop-up window will greet you when you turn on the device, prompting you to pick a username (this pop-up can be ignored for up to 24 hours) and also walking you through a basic tutorial on its functions. For now, it seems like the public network isn't running, but the direct message function is availiable. It ends with a cheerful blurb instructing that "For further questions and help, please contact one of the hotel staff!"

As there's nary a soul that seems to actually work here on the beach proper, it might be worth it to explore. Around the resort are robots manning the buffet, sweeping, and even making cocktails if you want to drink your problems away. While they'll answer to basic commands, provide you with a map of the island, or even be happy to tell you the weather, they're incapable of engaging in any meaningful dialogue. Any questions or demands they can't answer will yield the statement to please contact the administrators.

Whoever they may be, but they'll show their faces eventually. Probably.
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skyworp: (Default)

[personal profile] skyworp 2023-05-15 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
[He’s familiar with humans now, but dogs? What the fuck is a dog?]

Noodle. What is it?
plunges: (xiao001)

[personal profile] plunges 2023-05-15 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
There are a good number of things that point to him being...unusual, at the very least.

[ But those things are too much for your zoomer brain to handle, Haruka... ]
Edited 2023-05-15 09:24 (UTC)
plunges: (xiao01)

[personal profile] plunges 2023-05-15 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well if this isn't the most unusual ruin guard he's ever seen. Xiao takes a defensive stance, eyeing Skywarp with scrutiny. ]

You decided to appear before me first. State your business.
skyworp: (speaking in tongues)

[personal profile] skyworp 2023-05-15 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
I was due to be Lord of Cybertron. Still am. But I’ve decided to put a pause on that.

[He warps to the other side of Crea.]

I’ve decided to grace you humans with my misrule instead.
stilllovesyou: (Discount Etsy Agitprop)

[personal profile] stilllovesyou 2023-05-15 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's not really a contradiction.

I don't know. I wouldn't kill someone to survive. At least the ocean's close. But I also think I'd just survive anyway if someone tried to kill me.
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[personal profile] stilllovesyou 2023-05-15 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
A dog!

And a good boy!

[Good boy is gender neutral to Nona.]
skyworp: (Take it with a pillar of salt)

[personal profile] skyworp 2023-05-15 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
My business is in upending and overturning. Delighting in chaos. Does that work?
skyworp: (I got rigor mortis)

[personal profile] skyworp 2023-05-15 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[As it should be!]

And what does it do?
immortalpoet: (cardinal)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-15 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely not.

[A SIGH]

Regardless, it doesn't matter. You come from one place, I come from another. Guess we have our own rules.
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-15 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO BE GOATS!!!]

Not that specifically, but people do all sorts of things to their bodies these days, even full-body prosthetics.
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-15 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Not typically, but sometimes you see Fixers calling themselves anything these days.

[There truly are some nuts on the street, but he'd have to agree with the group thing...looks at N Corp.....]

Doesn't ring a bell. What are you...inquisitiing, exactly?
Edited 2023-05-15 12:28 (UTC)
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-15 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[wwx: hehe!
verg: perish]


........

[He reaches over to put a finger into the sauce to taste it.]

...Could use more seasoning, sure. Guess it isn't poison.
immortalpoet: (Default)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-15 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
What's stopping you.

[what is ur EXCUSE]
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[personal profile] rapt0r 2023-05-15 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Shut up.

[ That is an exceptionally edgy thing to say, it being paired with the robot turning clearly to face her. ]
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[personal profile] stilllovesyou 2023-05-15 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[She looks at the robot blankly, then zips her mouth shut and nods aggressively. She doesn't seem deeply bothered by being told to shut up, even though she knows that this is about the time that Camilla would have subtly tugged on the knife at her waist to make it visible.]
passetemps: ('here you stupid cat' isn't gonna cut it)

[personal profile] passetemps 2023-05-15 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ fascinating... ]

That is how it works for me, in any case. To me, the process is the most important part.

[ at that second part, there's a nod, though it's accompanied by a slight frown. ]

I am not so naive as to think otherwise.
passetemps: (when you search for something)

[personal profile] passetemps 2023-05-15 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I am a human from a northern kingdom wearing several layers of black garments under a scorching summer sun.
passetemps: ('cause those things are fun to watch)

[personal profile] passetemps 2023-05-15 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. It is not difficult if you know what to look for.
passetemps: (you also get some doilies)

[personal profile] passetemps 2023-05-15 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he's not all that big on introductions, but he nods, and offers a slight bow of his head. ]

My name is Zelkov.

[ ...that emphasis kind of makes it sound like he's going to offer up some other fact about himself in addition to a name, but he isn't. ]
passetemps: (animal heaven called whiskerville)

[personal profile] passetemps 2023-05-15 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ yeah... same. ]

It is not what one might call my "day job", but I do greatly enjoy working with different forms of art in my spare time.
stilllovesyou: (Meditation Act)

[personal profile] stilllovesyou 2023-05-15 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Noodle's a dog!

[Prompted by this, she picks Noodle up into her arms.]
passetemps: (havent you ever seen those documentaries)

[personal profile] passetemps 2023-05-15 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he wouldn't have expected anyone outside of their forces to be familiar with the somniel, but not knowing of elusia takes him a little by surprise. ]

Elusia is the kingdom that spans the northeastern part of Elyos. It is a land known for its academics, vast forests, and exceptionally cold weather... among other things.

[ but we won't talk about the fell dragon shit. ]

From what land do you hail?
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-15 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Like what? Painting? Sculpture?
passetemps: (the search is the most important part)

[personal profile] passetemps 2023-05-15 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! As well as various kinds of needlework, pottery, and so on. I recently received instruction in lamp-making from a grateful resident of a village we protected from bandits... and a colleague of mine has introduced me to his homeland's unique art of paper-folding.
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-15 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)




How much time do you have on your hands, again?