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Last Resort Mods 🌊 ([personal profile] killerwaves) wrote in [community profile] guiltrip2023-05-13 11:01 am

WELCOME

INTRO



Whoever you are, wherever you were, the last thing you remember is the salty smell of the sea breeze and a distinct tickle of electricity across your body. Enough to cause alarm perhaps, but in the next moment it all goes black, or blue to be more precise. When you stir into consciousness, those fuzzy sensations are all that you have as an explanation, though there's certainly more to experience around you.

The warm bright rays of the sun, the rhythmic cresting of the waves into the shore, the unfortunate feeling of sand sticking to you everywhere, because you're lying flat on your back on a beach without a beach towel. At least you're not alone, and at least it doesn't seem like you've been completely dumped unceremoniously, as there's orderly space between you and the 27 others who share your predicament. Whoever left you here probably could have dumped you into a pile, but they have better manners than that.

However you decide to react to your sudden vacation, you'll find that you're dressed just as you last recall and that you have at least one possession of yours on hand. Whatever else you had on you appears to be affected by baggage routing, unfortunately. You'll also find a key inscribed with a particular bird and a strange device in your pocket, ostenstibly some type of cellphone from the period when blackberrys were all the rage. A pop-up window will greet you when you turn on the device, prompting you to pick a username (this pop-up can be ignored for up to 24 hours) and also walking you through a basic tutorial on its functions. For now, it seems like the public network isn't running, but the direct message function is availiable. It ends with a cheerful blurb instructing that "For further questions and help, please contact one of the hotel staff!"

As there's nary a soul that seems to actually work here on the beach proper, it might be worth it to explore. Around the resort are robots manning the buffet, sweeping, and even making cocktails if you want to drink your problems away. While they'll answer to basic commands, provide you with a map of the island, or even be happy to tell you the weather, they're incapable of engaging in any meaningful dialogue. Any questions or demands they can't answer will yield the statement to please contact the administrators.

Whoever they may be, but they'll show their faces eventually. Probably.
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townmusician: (pic#16454335)

[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-14 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
At least it means I haven’t already died, I guess.

[That’s a silver lining, even if he’s still a total normie.]
gluttoning: (024)

[personal profile] gluttoning 2023-05-14 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[It sure is!]

Did I? I was trying to take my time with them... Oh well. Normally I could polish that much off a lot faster.

[In comparison to his mostly monotone demeanor so far, his expression practically lights up like a firecracker now that the subject's changed.]

They're not the most perfect cheeseburgers I've ever had, but human-world-style always gets my stomach begging for more.
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Beach

[personal profile] solutionary 2023-05-14 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Before your friend, maybe you should clean up some of those cuts of yours? [a tight smile] If you need some help, I should be able to see to them.

[This isn’t some kind of adepti or beast he’s familiar with, and it surely deserves a healthy dose of respect and caution, but the obvious injuries take a bit more priority over potential disrespect.]
dancing_flames: (Le sigh)

[personal profile] dancing_flames 2023-05-14 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Someone here has not visited the gift shop yet.]

... I'm getting the feeling we're thinking of two very different kinds of fish here.
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-14 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[He’s not sure if that’s supposed to be an insult or a compliment.]

…What are you even talking about?
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-14 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but maybe I’ll change my mind once we meet in person.

[Maybe they’ll upgrade to… Rapt0r-kun.]
gluttoning: (029)

[personal profile] gluttoning 2023-05-14 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Had this poor kid never had pudding? Oh, that's so sad.]

You were asking how you were like a pudding, right?

That's how. Or, that's what I sort of can imagine when I look at you.

I could be wrong, though. [A shrug.] You could taste horrible.
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-14 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
It can’t be any more effort then what you’ve already put in with everything you’ve done already.

[Checking everyone’s powers was probably a lot of effort?? Right?]
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-14 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
…Uh. When you do something on the chance that you’ll get something good out of it? Like, buying a lottery ticket hoping you’ll end up getting a lot of money…?

[Help. He’s so confused.]
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-14 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh… I mean, I get it, kind of? I didn’t do a lot of partying when I was doing my lessons…

[He absolutely doesn’t get it.]

There’s a lot of people here, and it’s a resort. There could definitely be a party now.
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-14 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Thanks, No Party-san, he’ll need it!!]
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-14 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
You could be a robot that looks like a person, like in movies and books.
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-14 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, if she wanted him to scream and jump, that’s definitely happening!!

Everyone is so mean to him and he hasn’t done anything wrong!!]
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-14 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[His nose wrinkles.]

That sounds kinda stupid.
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-14 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Did you not see the singing ones?

[Gosh!]
microtransactions: (ѕoмeтнιng ѕнιммerιng and wнιтe)

[personal profile] microtransactions 2023-05-14 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
... huh. That's pretty swell of you, dude?

[ i'm sorry, in the jp he talks with a lot of katakana and in the en he uses a lot of overly casual slang to make clear he sounds Foreignâ„¢. there's a faint drawl to the words, those gold eyes clearly assessing before they curve into an implied smile. ]

You're actually pretty kind, aren't you? Still though, like. Are you sure?
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[personal profile] skyworp 2023-05-14 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Weird? I’m a fan of weird. But you seem unbothered by it. Why?
skyworp: (I got rigor mortis)

[personal profile] skyworp 2023-05-14 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, yes. There’s nothing we truly need to be afraid of. But we all are. Unless Kanon is well and truly fearless?
skyworp: (in the confession booth)

[personal profile] skyworp 2023-05-14 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen the sky many shades, I do suppose blue was in there as well. Hard to remember. It's been so long.

[The last time he saw a sky was...well, he just doesn't know.]

I like it though. Untarnished, full of possibility. Yes, it fills one with promise, doesn't it?
skyworp: (I'm cut from a different kind of meat)

[personal profile] skyworp 2023-05-14 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
And I will. Oh yes, I will.

[As if he's heard all he needs to - others' breakdowns included - he then WORPs out of here.]
skyworp: (HALT it's not my fault)

[personal profile] skyworp 2023-05-14 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
[that's not regular guy behavior]
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-14 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He's has pudding!! He just!! Doesn't understand the connection!!]

Please don't bite me.

[He's very delicate. He would die instantly.]

Do you always wonder how people would taste? [Wait.] Wouldn't I taste bad anyways?! Humans can't be that good!

[Looks at demon food. Looks away.]
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-14 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Is it really...

[It doesn't seem like that big of a deal to him? He's young, spry, and after being back in Japan for so long a more Western style of bed is kind of... weird.

Also, in the words of one Kujou Tenn: he's rude but obedient! He could be so much worse!]


If I wasn't sure, I wouldn't have offered!! It's not that deep!
skyworp: (speaking in tongues)

[personal profile] skyworp 2023-05-14 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Skywarp seems to preen at the reaction, looking rather satisfied. Doesn't matter that Chai ignored his question.]

I'm rather one of a kind [Except for the other one.] So much so that even my own clones can't pull this off. [Just to demonstrate further, he warps to close the short distance between him and Chai. Gone in a blink, back in another.] What do you think? Does this look like the future?
finalforte: ([Sulk] and notice me!!)

[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-14 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Right, right?? I hope Katsumata-san doesn't get mad at me!