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Last Resort Mods 🌊 ([personal profile] killerwaves) wrote in [community profile] guiltrip2023-05-13 11:01 am

WELCOME

INTRO



Whoever you are, wherever you were, the last thing you remember is the salty smell of the sea breeze and a distinct tickle of electricity across your body. Enough to cause alarm perhaps, but in the next moment it all goes black, or blue to be more precise. When you stir into consciousness, those fuzzy sensations are all that you have as an explanation, though there's certainly more to experience around you.

The warm bright rays of the sun, the rhythmic cresting of the waves into the shore, the unfortunate feeling of sand sticking to you everywhere, because you're lying flat on your back on a beach without a beach towel. At least you're not alone, and at least it doesn't seem like you've been completely dumped unceremoniously, as there's orderly space between you and the 27 others who share your predicament. Whoever left you here probably could have dumped you into a pile, but they have better manners than that.

However you decide to react to your sudden vacation, you'll find that you're dressed just as you last recall and that you have at least one possession of yours on hand. Whatever else you had on you appears to be affected by baggage routing, unfortunately. You'll also find a key inscribed with a particular bird and a strange device in your pocket, ostenstibly some type of cellphone from the period when blackberrys were all the rage. A pop-up window will greet you when you turn on the device, prompting you to pick a username (this pop-up can be ignored for up to 24 hours) and also walking you through a basic tutorial on its functions. For now, it seems like the public network isn't running, but the direct message function is availiable. It ends with a cheerful blurb instructing that "For further questions and help, please contact one of the hotel staff!"

As there's nary a soul that seems to actually work here on the beach proper, it might be worth it to explore. Around the resort are robots manning the buffet, sweeping, and even making cocktails if you want to drink your problems away. While they'll answer to basic commands, provide you with a map of the island, or even be happy to tell you the weather, they're incapable of engaging in any meaningful dialogue. Any questions or demands they can't answer will yield the statement to please contact the administrators.

Whoever they may be, but they'll show their faces eventually. Probably.
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gravitys: (ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ғᴀᴄɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ! ⁺₊)

[personal profile] gravitys 2023-05-13 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, fine, I want to anyway.

[ So it works. ]
finalforte: ([Think] from the bottom of)

[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-13 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe if you weren't so mean, Kanon wouldn't have had to!
immortalpoet: (crimson)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-13 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
But you've only been here a few minutes?

[Heh.]

Anyways. Might as well see what this is about. The sooner I can rip out the root, the better.
townmusician: (Default)

[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-13 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Then why did you not send me back...

[This is stupid. But.

Hm...

He looks around, gaze stopping on Vergilius for a moment but the man kind of intimidates him? Xiao is also a weirdo, and he's seen Kanon blow stuff up, so...

He ends up pointing at Ibuki.]


Go ahead.

[Was that coconut thing really just a party trick!!]
mysticpowerbroker: (✽ 52)

[personal profile] mysticpowerbroker 2023-05-13 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Uh what- ]

When you said you were a party organizer, I didn't think this was what you had in mind? Let it be known you're a terrible host and you should feel bad!

[ God isn't he annoying. If so that is the exact point. You brought this on yourselves. ]
townmusician: (pic#16454334)

[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-13 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[AUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

Okay. Deep breaths, Haru. Deeeeeeeep breaths.]


This fucking sucks.
diabolizes: (02)

[personal profile] diabolizes 2023-05-13 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Sort of. Let's say that a lot of the higher-ups around me are worried I'll try to usurp them.

[ He has no interest in it, but you know how powerful people are and all that. ]
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[personal profile] ho_ohs 2023-05-13 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
There's currently no way off this island. You're welcome to be as busy with vacationing as you'd like, but not everyone will stand by idle like you.
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[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-13 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
And how is this a solution? Killing each other until there's no one left is your solution for leaving the island?
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[personal profile] diabolizes 2023-05-13 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, this?

[ He gestures to flute. ]

No. It's a flute.
divector: (ⓘ and going to make it your problem)

[personal profile] divector 2023-05-13 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ there there little target ]

You can think about getting a lottery ticket when you make it to the end.
gravitys: (ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʀʏ ᴍɪɴᴅ)

[personal profile] gravitys 2023-05-13 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm keepin' my options open.

[ Currently his opinion is "this is dumb" and "if I had a clear shot at them I'd take it", but hey. He's mostly just kind of listening with annoyance and earmarking them for hunting down at a later date, after he's out of the current situation.

The whole audience to destruction thing just reminds him strongly of Dazai, who has been known to let Chuuya rampage past a safety margin just because he liked watching. So he rolls his eyes. ]


Watch whatever the hell you want, I'm not your keeper. It ain't like you aren't thinking about something dreadful too.
plunges: (xiao001)

[personal profile] plunges 2023-05-13 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Then it is as I suspected.

[ ... ]

This is not a world I am familiar with.
dakicover: (pic#16445488)

[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-13 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Then they should ask for help, not for sacrifices.
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[personal profile] rapt0r 2023-05-13 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
He's not anywhere near as loaded as my current investor. But I guess he had some kinda idea of how to work the underground.
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[personal profile] diabolizes 2023-05-13 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I may attempt taking it apart later to see what I can find.

[ He'll get used to it long before he takes it apart, but it's certainly a thought. ]
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[personal profile] rhythmaction 2023-05-13 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm starting to think that this isn't the beach vacation I thought it was.
townmusician: (pic#16454331)

[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-13 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[No, he's going to die week one for being too annoying and screechy.

Or that's at least what he's afraid of.]


I really don't think that's going to make me get out of this...

[He scrubs his face. Why can't he just be back home, where all he has to worry about is like... attempted murder and music competitions and foreign royalty???]
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[personal profile] diabolizes 2023-05-13 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hope he's ready for more nothing! ]

I remember smelling the sea breeze and feeling a faint sense of electricity.
gravitys: (ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʀʏ ɢʀᴀᴠɪᴛʏ)

[personal profile] gravitys 2023-05-13 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
If you figure out how to do that, let me know.

[ But Chuuya's raring to go explore himself, so... ]
dakicover: (pic#16445502)

[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-13 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...My name's Crea.

[ okay. certainly no death via eye lasers. success! ]

What about you?
ho_ohs: (Default)

[personal profile] ho_ohs 2023-05-13 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Until we can find a way out, of course. Bringing you all here was already the fifth or sixth step in understanding how this place functions -- what we need now is time, and trial and error.
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[personal profile] plunges 2023-05-13 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...

He's also going to step in and echo Chuuya here, albeit from a distance:
]

Calm yourself. The last thing anyone needs is panic, especially you.
gravitys: (ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ғᴀᴄɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ! ⁺₊)

[personal profile] gravitys 2023-05-13 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Just breathe. If you panic you're just gonna paint a target on yourself.

[ Practical advice from the mafia. ]
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-13 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Light novels and manga are different things.

[Gosh, grandpa.]

And you don't know for certain we're alive, right?

[Least not until the NPC lore dump.]