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Last Resort Mods 🌊 ([personal profile] killerwaves) wrote in [community profile] guiltrip2023-05-13 11:01 am

WELCOME

INTRO



Whoever you are, wherever you were, the last thing you remember is the salty smell of the sea breeze and a distinct tickle of electricity across your body. Enough to cause alarm perhaps, but in the next moment it all goes black, or blue to be more precise. When you stir into consciousness, those fuzzy sensations are all that you have as an explanation, though there's certainly more to experience around you.

The warm bright rays of the sun, the rhythmic cresting of the waves into the shore, the unfortunate feeling of sand sticking to you everywhere, because you're lying flat on your back on a beach without a beach towel. At least you're not alone, and at least it doesn't seem like you've been completely dumped unceremoniously, as there's orderly space between you and the 27 others who share your predicament. Whoever left you here probably could have dumped you into a pile, but they have better manners than that.

However you decide to react to your sudden vacation, you'll find that you're dressed just as you last recall and that you have at least one possession of yours on hand. Whatever else you had on you appears to be affected by baggage routing, unfortunately. You'll also find a key inscribed with a particular bird and a strange device in your pocket, ostenstibly some type of cellphone from the period when blackberrys were all the rage. A pop-up window will greet you when you turn on the device, prompting you to pick a username (this pop-up can be ignored for up to 24 hours) and also walking you through a basic tutorial on its functions. For now, it seems like the public network isn't running, but the direct message function is availiable. It ends with a cheerful blurb instructing that "For further questions and help, please contact one of the hotel staff!"

As there's nary a soul that seems to actually work here on the beach proper, it might be worth it to explore. Around the resort are robots manning the buffet, sweeping, and even making cocktails if you want to drink your problems away. While they'll answer to basic commands, provide you with a map of the island, or even be happy to tell you the weather, they're incapable of engaging in any meaningful dialogue. Any questions or demands they can't answer will yield the statement to please contact the administrators.

Whoever they may be, but they'll show their faces eventually. Probably.
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conchy: (29)

[personal profile] conchy 2023-05-13 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha! So your madness has some method to it. I suppose you intend to give us the proper incentive to act, non? There is no shortage of reluctant parties here.
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-13 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[a huff]

Are you?
gravitys: (ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ғᴀᴄɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ! ⁺₊)

[personal profile] gravitys 2023-05-13 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
This entire place is made of headaches.
diabolizes: (06)

[personal profile] diabolizes 2023-05-13 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Loud and clear!

[ But still, talk about a shitty vacation. ]

I'm surprised you haven't taken matters directly into your own hands, however. Couldn't you kill the requisite number of superhumans right this moment? Or is there a reason we can only hear your voices?
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[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-13 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
The smell of the ocean and something like an electric shock. But at that moment, I was in a research center.

[ not close to the ocean, but able to smell it. how peculiar. ]

The electricity could have been someone knocking me out, though. [ ... ] How about you?
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-13 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I can see that! Jesus...

[Looking at the remains of the poor fish, making a mental note...]

Was that really necessary?
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[personal profile] hearnoplague 2023-05-13 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't remind me...

[ He gives Magolor an irritated glare... Though his tone of voice nearly sounds... Less than confident. More shaken than anything. ]

I know what I am doing.
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[personal profile] rapt0r 2023-05-13 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Beats me. I got pulled here like the rest of you.

We [ robot pivoting to the palm tree. ] just got a head start.
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[personal profile] ho_ohs 2023-05-13 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Think what you like. Just remember that we are the ones offering solutions -- if you're not interested in ever getting off this island, you're welcome to sit back and judge.
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[personal profile] conceivesfrenzy 2023-05-13 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I doubt it matters either, but they seem to be pretty keen on the distinction, right? If you keep being a good boy, maybe you'll get to live by the end of this~! ♡
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-13 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gesundheit.]

No? It doesn't sound familiar at all.

[...Hm.]

I'm from Japan.
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[personal profile] rapt0r 2023-05-13 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
It's lame. Be creative if you're going to troll at least.
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-13 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Are corporations really that dangerous...?
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[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-13 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[ okay. maybe he's not going to die via eye lasers. he'll lower his voice a bit, though clearly he still sounds on edge. ]

Because I was busy. Not sure how I came here, but it wasn't by choice.
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[personal profile] chrysaline 2023-05-13 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never heard that. That must be useful...

[ She shoots upright, wobbling just a little before catching herself on the bar again. ]

Oh! I'm sorry. I didn't mean you needed to get it for me. You're another visitor here, aren't you? Like me.
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-13 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure we're not dead. Also this isn't some kind of...weird comic.

[At least he thinks that's what a light novel is.]
mysticpowerbroker: (✽ 28)

[personal profile] mysticpowerbroker 2023-05-13 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. I didn't expect to hear th...

[ And then there's THAT announcement. Give him a sec ]
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[personal profile] divector 2023-05-13 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
How about the black market then?
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[personal profile] plunges 2023-05-13 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

[ Which may be surprising, given what he's just said... ]

I would just prefer not to destroy those who do not deserve it.
hearnoplague: (🦑Let me wake up)

[personal profile] hearnoplague 2023-05-13 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I am... Seconding that.

[ Not that he trusts you, horrible gorilla man. ]
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[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-13 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
No way, Kanon worked way too hard on this look! You do the punching!
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-13 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Could've taken the words out of my mouth.

[He is sighing and moving to stand, eye glimmer a little dimmer.]

Who are you, anyways?
gravitys: (ᴡᴀɪᴛ / ᴡᴀɪᴛ - ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴄᴀʟʟ)

[personal profile] gravitys 2023-05-13 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
They can be.

[ IF THEY ARE THE MAFIA - he's not keeping it a secret after today he just isn't going around saying he's port mafia until he knows wtf is going on. ]
conchy: (3)

[personal profile] conchy 2023-05-13 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah... So you intend to take the battle to them?

[Those destructive impulses of Chuuya's are lovely to behold... but there's always the chance their captors will see that as a reason enough to drag him up onto the chopping block.]

I admire your tenacity, Chuuya! You may make an enemy of them yet. Should the opportunity arise to make a proper show of their destruction, I hope you welcome an audience.
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[personal profile] diabolizes 2023-05-13 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hard not to be in good spirits while surrounded by good spirits, eh? ]

Something harder, of course. It's best to take on the nice scenery around here with a bit of a buzz, don't you agree?