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Last Resort Mods 🌊 ([personal profile] killerwaves) wrote in [community profile] guiltrip2023-05-13 11:01 am

WELCOME

INTRO



Whoever you are, wherever you were, the last thing you remember is the salty smell of the sea breeze and a distinct tickle of electricity across your body. Enough to cause alarm perhaps, but in the next moment it all goes black, or blue to be more precise. When you stir into consciousness, those fuzzy sensations are all that you have as an explanation, though there's certainly more to experience around you.

The warm bright rays of the sun, the rhythmic cresting of the waves into the shore, the unfortunate feeling of sand sticking to you everywhere, because you're lying flat on your back on a beach without a beach towel. At least you're not alone, and at least it doesn't seem like you've been completely dumped unceremoniously, as there's orderly space between you and the 27 others who share your predicament. Whoever left you here probably could have dumped you into a pile, but they have better manners than that.

However you decide to react to your sudden vacation, you'll find that you're dressed just as you last recall and that you have at least one possession of yours on hand. Whatever else you had on you appears to be affected by baggage routing, unfortunately. You'll also find a key inscribed with a particular bird and a strange device in your pocket, ostenstibly some type of cellphone from the period when blackberrys were all the rage. A pop-up window will greet you when you turn on the device, prompting you to pick a username (this pop-up can be ignored for up to 24 hours) and also walking you through a basic tutorial on its functions. For now, it seems like the public network isn't running, but the direct message function is availiable. It ends with a cheerful blurb instructing that "For further questions and help, please contact one of the hotel staff!"

As there's nary a soul that seems to actually work here on the beach proper, it might be worth it to explore. Around the resort are robots manning the buffet, sweeping, and even making cocktails if you want to drink your problems away. While they'll answer to basic commands, provide you with a map of the island, or even be happy to tell you the weather, they're incapable of engaging in any meaningful dialogue. Any questions or demands they can't answer will yield the statement to please contact the administrators.

Whoever they may be, but they'll show their faces eventually. Probably.
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divector: (ⓘ she's fleeing from me again)

[personal profile] divector 2023-05-13 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ what a revelation ]

As someone twenty-one, how sad. You kind of look like a friend of mine, and he didn't mind. Maybe he will at your age.
immortalpoet: (carmine)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-13 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
...How so?

[explain, sir]
gravitys: (ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʀʏ ɢʀᴀᴠɪᴛʏ)

[personal profile] gravitys 2023-05-13 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Company policy doesn't pay out ransoms.

[ Though he's sure if they figured out where he was the Port Mafia would probably assist. Maybe. ]
townmusician: (pic#16454319)

[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-13 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[OKAY WAIT HOLD ON THERE ARE SO MANY QUESTIONS--]

I'm not a superhuman.
dakicover: (pic#16445480)

[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-13 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ let's put a pause on bullying rapt0r because-- ]

What?!
microtransactions: (and ιт'ѕ ѕoмeтнιng qυιтe pecυlιar)

[personal profile] microtransactions 2023-05-13 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you and me both ]

What are we going to do if that happens...!
finalforte: ([Smile] The #1 princess in the)

[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-13 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe if you begged hard enough ♪
rapt0r: (Default)

[personal profile] rapt0r 2023-05-13 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Now there's one I've never heard before.
ho_ohs: (Default)

[personal profile] ho_ohs 2023-05-13 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm more of a party organizer than a participant.
hearnoplague: Hikari Yo (O Light) - Kikuo (🦑Please wake me)

[personal profile] hearnoplague 2023-05-13 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His eyes narrow... ]

If it's sacrifices you are after, your methods seem incredibly inefficient. Special abilities mean nothing if your sacrifices are not loyal to you at all...

What being are you sacrificing these fools to, anyhow?
townmusician: (pic#16401051)

[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-13 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
At least Tokyo is a city with an actual name!

[The City is too generic to not be stupid!!]
gravitys: (ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛs)

[personal profile] gravitys 2023-05-13 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Shrugs. ]

Different people have different preferences.
finalforte: ([Surprise] It's not like I'm acting self)

[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-13 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
For serious?
immortalpoet: (wine)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-13 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[CLOSES HIS EYES]

That so.

[sounds like L corp bs to him if he knew L corp wasn't around]
gravitys: (ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ғᴀᴄɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ! ⁺₊)

[personal profile] gravitys 2023-05-13 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
A lot of those terms didn't mean much to me.
ho_ohs: (Default)

[personal profile] ho_ohs 2023-05-13 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm. That's too bad. I did say our mechanism isn't perfect.
divector: (ⓘ she's fleeing from me again)

[personal profile] divector 2023-05-13 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. You act like you're not on this kill list?
passetemps: (don't tap on the glass)

[personal profile] passetemps 2023-05-13 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Doesn't that defeat the purpose if it needs living beings?

Or do you mean it requires blood?
conchy: (14)

[personal profile] conchy 2023-05-13 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
If sacrifices must be made, why not offer yourselves up to the cause?
ho_ohs: (Default)

[personal profile] ho_ohs 2023-05-13 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Which part was unclear?
townmusician: (pic#16454329)

[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-13 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hhhhh...

Well, he doesn't need this anxiety. He's going to give the fish lipstick.]


Then what else is there?
gravitys: (ɪ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ)

[personal profile] gravitys 2023-05-13 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Why the hell would we want this resort to maintain its existence and facilities?
townmusician: (pic#16454321)

[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-13 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
No thanks. I don't want my ears to bleed.
gluttoning: (042)

[personal profile] gluttoning 2023-05-13 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh the tiny redhead was right. Hm.]

Why would we do that? No one wants to kill each other over a vacation resort.
immortalpoet: (wine)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-13 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[Great.]

Let me guess. You're not from the City, either.