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Last Resort Mods 🌊 ([personal profile] killerwaves) wrote in [community profile] guiltrip2023-05-13 11:01 am

WELCOME

INTRO



Whoever you are, wherever you were, the last thing you remember is the salty smell of the sea breeze and a distinct tickle of electricity across your body. Enough to cause alarm perhaps, but in the next moment it all goes black, or blue to be more precise. When you stir into consciousness, those fuzzy sensations are all that you have as an explanation, though there's certainly more to experience around you.

The warm bright rays of the sun, the rhythmic cresting of the waves into the shore, the unfortunate feeling of sand sticking to you everywhere, because you're lying flat on your back on a beach without a beach towel. At least you're not alone, and at least it doesn't seem like you've been completely dumped unceremoniously, as there's orderly space between you and the 27 others who share your predicament. Whoever left you here probably could have dumped you into a pile, but they have better manners than that.

However you decide to react to your sudden vacation, you'll find that you're dressed just as you last recall and that you have at least one possession of yours on hand. Whatever else you had on you appears to be affected by baggage routing, unfortunately. You'll also find a key inscribed with a particular bird and a strange device in your pocket, ostenstibly some type of cellphone from the period when blackberrys were all the rage. A pop-up window will greet you when you turn on the device, prompting you to pick a username (this pop-up can be ignored for up to 24 hours) and also walking you through a basic tutorial on its functions. For now, it seems like the public network isn't running, but the direct message function is availiable. It ends with a cheerful blurb instructing that "For further questions and help, please contact one of the hotel staff!"

As there's nary a soul that seems to actually work here on the beach proper, it might be worth it to explore. Around the resort are robots manning the buffet, sweeping, and even making cocktails if you want to drink your problems away. While they'll answer to basic commands, provide you with a map of the island, or even be happy to tell you the weather, they're incapable of engaging in any meaningful dialogue. Any questions or demands they can't answer will yield the statement to please contact the administrators.

Whoever they may be, but they'll show their faces eventually. Probably.
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gravitys: (ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ)

[personal profile] gravitys 2023-05-13 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Thanks, he appreciates the support??? ]
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[personal profile] rapt0r 2023-05-13 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The former cat bot pivots to whatever conversation the palm trees are currently having. ]

You really wanna be stuck just with him?
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[personal profile] ho_ohs 2023-05-13 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[The PA system doesn't have a mouth and will not question anything. ☆]

All in good time. There's no sense in not explaining the nature of your visit to this island first.

[But also there is this, in case the cute cat ears are perked.]
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[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-13 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
There's no "I" in partner!

[ but there is in partnership, which is why he changed it. ]

So what issue are you guys having? I'm not really looking for a new job.
mysticpowerbroker: (✽ 81)

[personal profile] mysticpowerbroker 2023-05-13 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He actually laughs ]

That's so edgy it hurts! I guess they really hope to appear intimidating as well, hm~?
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[personal profile] rapt0r 2023-05-13 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, yeah.

[ Why do they not sound ashamed of this... ]
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-13 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[FROWNS...]

Yeah, but... how bad could it be?

[🧍‍♂️]
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-13 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, don't cut yourself on all that edge.
dakicover: (pic#16445510)

[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-13 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously.
rapt0r: (Default)

[personal profile] rapt0r 2023-05-13 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a kind of grumble. ]

Neither of those. And I don't like cute things.
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[personal profile] ho_ohs 2023-05-13 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[You're sure being fed well. There's no particular inflection in the voice when it responds, though there's maybe a pause at the sheer amount of cheeseburger.]

Think of it as a surprise trip. There should be no issue with food so long as we're here.
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-13 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably because you can't even carry a tune...
gravitys: (ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʀʏ ɢʀᴀᴠɪᴛʏ)

[personal profile] gravitys 2023-05-13 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Dunno. Just watch your back, yeah?

[ Here, have some cheap makeup. For fish facepaint. ]
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[personal profile] passetemps 2023-05-13 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sacrifices"?
finalforte: ([Think] from the bottom of)

[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-13 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[SHE SURE WAS!]

That's riiiiiight ♪

Kanon would love a vacation, but this place is totally weird?
rapt0r: (Default)

[personal profile] rapt0r 2023-05-13 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously.

[ yeah no, we're owning this. im so sorry. ]
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[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-13 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
If that's how they genuinely think about themselves, then that's probably the case.

[ fucking yikes. ]
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-13 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[From the blank look on his face, he has absolutely no idea what any of that means.]

No... That just kind of sounds like you're making stuff up.
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-13 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...Maybe so.

[Thinking of the City and its skies...as one would expect of a City...]

Vergilius. Don't call me that.
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[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-13 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, work harder! Kanon shouldn't have to share a bedroom!
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-13 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Vergilius.

[Another glance around.]

What do you do, Chuuya? Are you a Fixer?
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[personal profile] gravitys 2023-05-13 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You're tellin' me. I didn't want a vacation myself...and I bet there's some catch to this, since it's basically kidnapping.

[ He doesn't know who he should punch yet tho. ]
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[personal profile] gluttoning 2023-05-13 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Sacrifices?

[It's a little non-plussed of a reaction.]

Hm. You mean like restrictions? Or taking away options at the buffet?
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[personal profile] mysticpowerbroker 2023-05-13 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Poor Crea, having to deal with this menace who thinks he's funnier than he actually is! ]

I knew you would rise up to the occasion. I won't forget your kindness.

[ Anyways! ]

So, interesting place we have been brought to, huh? Hmm...it certainly could have looked worse, in my opinion. Maybe we'll find a ship conveniently nearby...
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[personal profile] conceivesfrenzy 2023-05-13 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ snrk ]