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Last Resort Mods 🌊 ([personal profile] killerwaves) wrote in [community profile] guiltrip2023-05-13 11:01 am

WELCOME

INTRO



Whoever you are, wherever you were, the last thing you remember is the salty smell of the sea breeze and a distinct tickle of electricity across your body. Enough to cause alarm perhaps, but in the next moment it all goes black, or blue to be more precise. When you stir into consciousness, those fuzzy sensations are all that you have as an explanation, though there's certainly more to experience around you.

The warm bright rays of the sun, the rhythmic cresting of the waves into the shore, the unfortunate feeling of sand sticking to you everywhere, because you're lying flat on your back on a beach without a beach towel. At least you're not alone, and at least it doesn't seem like you've been completely dumped unceremoniously, as there's orderly space between you and the 27 others who share your predicament. Whoever left you here probably could have dumped you into a pile, but they have better manners than that.

However you decide to react to your sudden vacation, you'll find that you're dressed just as you last recall and that you have at least one possession of yours on hand. Whatever else you had on you appears to be affected by baggage routing, unfortunately. You'll also find a key inscribed with a particular bird and a strange device in your pocket, ostenstibly some type of cellphone from the period when blackberrys were all the rage. A pop-up window will greet you when you turn on the device, prompting you to pick a username (this pop-up can be ignored for up to 24 hours) and also walking you through a basic tutorial on its functions. For now, it seems like the public network isn't running, but the direct message function is availiable. It ends with a cheerful blurb instructing that "For further questions and help, please contact one of the hotel staff!"

As there's nary a soul that seems to actually work here on the beach proper, it might be worth it to explore. Around the resort are robots manning the buffet, sweeping, and even making cocktails if you want to drink your problems away. While they'll answer to basic commands, provide you with a map of the island, or even be happy to tell you the weather, they're incapable of engaging in any meaningful dialogue. Any questions or demands they can't answer will yield the statement to please contact the administrators.

Whoever they may be, but they'll show their faces eventually. Probably.
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ho_ohs: (Default)

[personal profile] ho_ohs 2023-05-13 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I will, one of these days, if you cooperate.

For now, this is the most efficient way to talk to all of you and have you listen. [...] Ah, but we're not ghosts. If the PA system confuses you, perhaps talking to my colleague will help with communication.

[Are they sending you to the kitty robot for timeout. Maybe.]
divector: (ⓘ was that supposed to happen)

[personal profile] divector 2023-05-13 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ so teeny... ]

There's an age limit on that?
townmusician: (pic#16454333)

[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-13 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this fine?

[How ripped is this guy?? Don't mind Haruka squinting at him to see if there are any muscles hidden by that coat.]

I guess it's pretty impressive you could do that, though...
dakicover: (pic#16445536)

1.

[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-13 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ listen, crea is still trying to gather his bearings! he's got a headache, his jaw hurts and... ]

Wha—

[ now he has a huge gruff guy glaring at him with red eyes? ]

Woah, wait, I don't know anything about this either. I just woke up, just like you did! You did too, right?
microtransactions: (ѕoмeтнιng ѕнιммerιng and wнιтe)

[personal profile] microtransactions 2023-05-13 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, scary. [ and like a cat's ears those hooded points sure do twitch, even as he folds a quiet laugh into the back of his hand like he isn't about to be scruffed? ]

Why so hasty, though? There's a perfectly usable second bed right over that way!
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[personal profile] felame 2023-05-13 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh, the library. the smoothing of her expression betrays the internal bristle of something within her at that, along with the mention of the purple tear.

two colors intersecting? what a mess that must have been. ]


Hm. I'd be inclined to answer with that "Library mess" as a guess, taking my location prior to this into account. But...

[ you know. ]

... After, you said. Has it been dealt with?
Edited 2023-05-13 21:26 (UTC)
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[personal profile] ho_ohs 2023-05-13 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Putting the Mad in Mikkelsen--]

I'm afraid there wasn't the means to go through the proper channels. My schedule was just about as packed as yours, you know.
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[personal profile] rapt0r 2023-05-13 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't really feel like answering them. And [ A pause. ] Ho-oh's the one who'll be more than happy to answer them all, trust me.
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-13 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You thought about it enough to stay on theme, though?

[Even if the theme is just birds.]

I don't think "Rapt0r" would be most people's first thought for that.
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[personal profile] mysticpowerbroker 2023-05-13 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm...you're the type of person who's fun at parties, huh?
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[personal profile] ho_ohs 2023-05-13 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I've done my research, but I'd say even the creators of the franchise have a deeper understanding of the legend behind this name than you do.
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[personal profile] conceivesfrenzy 2023-05-13 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you even here if you're not going to bother with any questions?

[ idly tapping her riding crop in her hand. ]
Edited 2023-05-13 21:27 (UTC)
divector: (ⓘ well hello there)

[personal profile] divector 2023-05-13 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm, I do? But you can't really see blue skies when they're polluted.

[ A shame, really. It's lovely now that he sees it for himself. But sure, moving on. ]

Ibuki. And who might you be, Mr. Grey?
Edited 2023-05-13 21:28 (UTC)
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[personal profile] finalforte 2023-05-13 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maybe she WILL!!

After she knocks back like, half her drink, she speaks up again.
]

So? Who are you?
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2023-05-13 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't need to be here. Send me away.

[Saying as if this is an order, not a request.]
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[personal profile] dakicover 2023-05-13 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, everyone's asking questions and your partner's beating around the bush. [ lol. ] So maybe you'd be the better one to answer the more hard-hitting questions. That's what teamwork's all about, no?
gravitys: (ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ)

[personal profile] gravitys 2023-05-13 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Chuuya. You?
gravitys: (ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʀʏ ɢʀᴀᴠɪᴛʏ)

[personal profile] gravitys 2023-05-13 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
There damn well better be. I'm twenty-two.
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[personal profile] townmusician 2023-05-13 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow! That's sus as hell! Haruka is not going to dwell on that too deeply!]

Dunno. Probably not, because it's going to get boring sooner or later. Doesn't seem like there's a whole lot to do here besides like... beach stuff, though.
gravitys: (ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʀʏ ɢʀᴀᴠɪᴛʏ)

[personal profile] gravitys 2023-05-13 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Chuuya. You're Kanon? [ SINCE SHE WAS...saying her own name. ]
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[personal profile] felame 2023-05-13 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ yeah! steal the gift shop shit! like xiao's going to police what people choose to take from kidnappers, she's not a narc. ]

How generous of them.

[ this is sarcastic

everything here is the worst and not even the zero dollar price tag saves it ]


Is that what you were doing here, then? Looking for something useful to "grab"?
skyworp: (but I also kinda wanted to)

[personal profile] skyworp 2023-05-13 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Interesting. How comes?
divector: (ⓘ and going to make it your problem)

[personal profile] divector 2023-05-13 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Proposal as is rejected.

[ haha that's so funny ]
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[personal profile] mysticpowerbroker 2023-05-13 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Why did you name yourself raptor? Because you're related to them or do you just think they're really cute?

[ Helpful questions 101 ]
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[personal profile] diabolizes 2023-05-13 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That gets a laugh out of him. ]

I like your attitude! I have to be polite to at least some of them, though, so that I can stay out of trouble.

[ Except he never stays out of trouble. ]