[ he almost chuckles at that face, but he manages to keep it down ]

Good to hear. No one should let these horoscopes bother them much.

[ he says this, but once he gets to the match between Gemini and Scorpio, he stops fighting it and almost doubles back laughing ]

"Nearly unbreakable couple"? Joshua, you should read this one for laughs.

[ gesturing towards the page in question, because. yeah. what is this ]