[Quin looks extensively put out. Shall we commiserate, fellow death-adjacent spell user?]

Indeed. What good is all my research into the dead at this conjecture? If I'd known I could summon them into my U-PINION at any moment, I'd have channeled more of my efforts there rather than hoping for a breakthrough in my necromancy.

From what they were able to say to us all, death is extremely boring.